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Barak Demotivational Poster


DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics
Rating: 3.59/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:05 am
"You have to pass it to find out what's in it" IS enough reason for TAR and FEATHERS!
fred - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm
After years of watching bush make an ass of himself, and suffering ridicule, finally payback time!
TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:30 am
The politics in this place are amusing to say the least.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yes, I've only been here 35 minutes and iv seen a few politically motivated rants...
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 9:50 pm
The brainwasing is workng Sean...but I will overcome and go back to only reading your posters and comments on others, you betcha!
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:35 pm
Politifakes are... well... ok, this one is funny. Until it spurs a 20-comment rant. Then, it won't be.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 6:18 pm
Sorry bOB but I think you went off on yer own after "... done." I mean after that point it just doesn't sound like me. And I don't just mean the complete absence of ellipses, either. Don't let it happen again, k?
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:56 pm
Oh, who reads anything these days? I just read anything that Sean says and I try to repeat verbatum. This is funny. Well done. Obama on the other hand, is trying to desperately to brainwash 60 senators and half the country. I think it's working.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:40 pm
This is funny. Well done.


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
[email protected]
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a jackass. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red tape, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your assertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, damn fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


UNPREPARED - This guy is not.


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That photo was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*


HEY, YOU... - Your hard work will be rewarded by taking what you have earned, and giving it to an ingrate who blames you for their laziness. Sucker...


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism
Rating: 3.03/5

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WTFO2 - September 25, 2009, 1:05 am
I agree, reason has no clue on what anarchy really is beyond a Sex Pistols song. He'd likely be wiped out in the first week.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 2:19 am
true enough, Lurch, anarchy almost always leads to series' of short brutal dictatorships and other tyrannies.
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 2:16 am
I am going to guess that "reason" is about 23.. otherwise anarchy is brutality..ultimate Darwinism: daily survival of the fittest.rhetoric be damned, gimme my gun
motifake - September 23, 2009, 5:42 pm

Great point Jmac. So true. Too bad power corrupts so often.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:33 pm
Actually, the ideal form of government is a kingdom, but if and only if the king is good. If the king isn't good, then it's the worst.
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:16 pm
dont knock a system until you learn about it. conservatives and liberals both suck as far as im concerned. Anarchy is the worlds perfect ideal. a world where there are no divisions among people. we are all just that, people. no races or nationalities
reason - September 23, 2009, 5:14 pm
socialism is, ideally, a system in which the worker is proteced from exploitation. Thus a step forward from the time where people starve in the street because they have a job that doesnt pay enough because their corporate HQ wont pay a livable wage
HAHA - May 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
That what he is taking us for we are the suckers.


AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE... - Are all the middle-class dopes that believed that I was on THEIR side, and will now be exploited within an inch of their life. Ha... Ha... Ha...




RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.


TAGS: barack barak obama republican democrat politic religion aethiest christian muslim jew hindu
Rating: 3.43/5

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


THIS ISN'T - The change you were looking for... I'll take what I want, while you go about your business... Move along...


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.6/5

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DocMonty - November 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
whatever, i'm over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 18, 2010, 11:20 am
Aaaaaannnnd!!!! You can't spell.
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 9:49 am
hey doc, you're in the wrong room. you want PolitiFake. org, that's 2 doors down, on the left. Please take your political commentary over there. thanks
DocMonty - November 18, 2010, 9:43 am
Dickless wonder.... yea he when to Iraq, but never stoped buy the hospital were coutless U.S. service members were fighting for their lives not 3 blocks away from were he was...
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:27 am
Most of THEM thought they were electing a president, not a dictator. We knew better.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
Idiots, all
me - September 16, 2009, 6:57 pm
too true.


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.


TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


RIGHT ON COURSE - Breadlines, here we come! Good thing I have a vegetable garden.


TAGS: obama democrat barak president liberal conservative democrat
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 8:01 pm
Who said anything about communism?
Lolness - June 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Karl Marx hated communism


POLICE DOGS - Like most liberals, you can't reason with them.


TAGS: obama democrat barak president liberal conservative democrat
Rating: 2.52/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:06 am
This also Mark is reasoning, which should invoke a negative response from an ignoramus.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:05 am
The handlers that treat their dogs as pets run into trouble when the dog might not follow orders as closely as they ought. Part of the handlers training is understanding that the dog is a cop, and not a pet, and should be treated as such.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:04 am
The K9 officers continually train with them, and each other, so a dog will attack a person it knows it isn't a criminal, simply because it was commanded by it's handler to do so, IF the dog's handler treats the dog like an officer and not a pet.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Mark - While I appreciate the comment (very much) the dog is in fact my brother's. Kasper is a command away from ripping off a perps arm, regardless of what the perp does or says.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
Jmac - Although I agree with your basic idea, I have found that most Police Canines are ultra-conservative and as long as you do what they want you to do, they can be reasoned with. I gave it a 5 just because I'm a rabid Republican.


OBAMA'S AMERICA - You asked for it. Be prepared.




MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi
Rating: 3.15/5

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rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:14 pm

Gee Ted, we won't have another Novemember election that matters to you for a few more years....oops, you have been banned for the week. You probably won't read this.
rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:11 pm

Bye Bye Ted
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 4:13 pm
Torture is having to read through all of your comments Ted. Take your political comments to politifake.org, as no one cares for them here.
TED - March 19, 2010, 4:11 pm
Torture, TORTURE is having these fools destroying this country ever day! C'mon November!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:53 pm
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a bitch? No, but Nancy Pelosi sure as hell does. What I'd give to take a tire iron to that lying hag's wrinkly ass of a mug... (end homicidal rant)
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:30 am
The Federal Reserve ... they are into torturing likely innocents with anal rape by flashlight too? (or by banana, don't ya know?) Golly gee willikers, where have all the good guys gone?
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 12:57 am
heh heh Federal reserve... I'm glad I live in Canada where we don't use a stupid system like th... oh um never mind.
lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:51 am
Sure, lets find out what the CIA has been up too, but completely ignore the Federal Reserve.
Dort - July 18, 2009, 10:54 pm
Sounds like something a Liberal would say (she wasn't lied to which is why when the CIA said "oh yeah?" she shut the fuck up.)


OBAMA AT BUCHENWALD - "Evil must be confronted... just not by my administration"


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Certainly not the way it was "confronted" last time.
FTACHASER357 - June 5, 2009, 8:46 pm
Excellent posting!


DICTATORS - Unfortunately for me, he didn't say anything I wanted to hear. Now if you'll excuse him, he has some deck chairs to rearrange.




MR. PRESIDENT -


TAGS: obama barak
Rating: 2/5

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HAHA - April 17, 2009, 4:21 pm
Mr jackass.
Mr. Shiny - April 2, 2009, 7:03 pm
uh the Clinton admin saw the US some of the most stable and healthy economic booms we've ever had.
WB-BURNWELL - January 13, 2009, 9:30 pm
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kkk05.jpg
Toussaint - January 3, 2009, 10:00 am
He believes in recycling for sure. He's recylcing the Clinton administration. So much for change.
Anonymous - November 5, 2008, 4:06 pm
How could you forget the line that follows it, "Have pity on the working man"
Sean - November 5, 2008, 1:09 pm
Thrilled by the result, but I say we move on. Now. Serious humor is not just going to do itself, people. *snickers childishly*


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